“My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.”
- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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bryaneandaudrey:

Cum on my panties!! A morning mutual masturbation extravaganza.

bryaneandaudrey:

Cum on my panties!! A morning mutual masturbation extravaganza.

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affectedline:

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

^^^^

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dragonsmakepie:

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

Have a sexy ass new job

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awwww-cute:

Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

awwww-cute:

Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

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baphometsbike:

Why can’t this be me

baphometsbike:

Why can’t this be me

cjwho:

elk ridge lodge

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